OMG i'm so RETARDED

OMG i'm so RETARDED.

this suparimportant buzznet blog brought to you by fucktons of coffee, all the nicotine in the world and no food from a mental hospital in the arse of the world. just for the record.

so yeah, i'm reclaiming the word "retarded". i'm tired of seeing it used as - and yes, i'm going to paraphrase p. weezy, because i can - a synonym for shitty. like, can we stop that, please? hello, it's fucked up and ableist and offensive.

'sup, buzznerds! my name is kasper and i have a mental disability. partial agenesis of the corpus callosum, if you care. it's pretty obscure and basically makes me a special snowflake and i have way more oppression cred than you do, so like, you should all fellate me for ally points.

no, but seriously. like. i do a lot of stupid, ridiculous shit, as anyone who's ever met me or even communicated with me on these here internets will know. some of it is related to my being a big scary retard, some of it is not. so can we not refer to the shit people do that has nothing to do with whether or not they're disabled as being "retarded"? cos it's fucking ridiculous and stupid to do so. like hey, if you're my friend and we arrange to meet somewhere and i'm half an hour late because i got lost and then when we get there i don't recognise your other friend who i've met before, then i hereby grant you permission to go "lolz kasper, you are so retarded" (bonus points if you actually say "lolz" in real life, to my face, cos that shit's supercool), cos like, that would be a direct result of my actual mental disability. if i profess my love for some band you think suck, then you do not get to call me retarded for liking them, cos i'm pretty sure my taste in music is not affected by my brain being a bit wonky. so yeah. this post would be way more articulate were it not for a bunch of outside factors, and i totally have to go talk to doctors and shit now and i might edit this post later. but yeah. also, if anyone responds to this and is all like "yeah, using the word retarded is like, so totally lame" then i will personally hunt you down and put a fly in your chardonnay and make it rain on your wedding day and like, all sorts of shit. believe.

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	kasperobscene: 10/27/2008 1:49 PM guerillafantasy said: Shit...its way to early to have Alanis Morissette stuck in my head for the day!!!...and anyone says ur lame deserves a traffic jam when their already late...ohhh nozzzzzzz...thats it, its in my head!!! n e ways...take care of you...and being colorful is way more fun than being boring anyways!! i will steal their one knife and replace it with 10,000 spoon, mark my words. and ha, i'm not "colorful" in the slightest. trust me, i'm boring as fuck.
	c4: 10/27/2008 1:53 PM KASPAAAAAAAAAAR- this will fix ERRYTHANG I SWEAR! and if that doesn't work, try this: http://tinyurl.com/6ds47j youz cured now k?
	kasperobscene: 10/27/2008 2:00 PM kindofadraag said: KASPAAAAAAAAAAR- this will fix ERRYTHANG I SWEAR!and if that doesn't work, try this: http://tinyurl.com/6ds47jyouz cured now k? ok what the fuck how are you the best person ever this is ridiculous. I WAS BLIND! NOW I CAN SEE! YOU MADE A BELIEVER OUT OF ME! I WAS LOST! NOW I'M FOUND! I BELIEVE IN YOU! I GOT NO BOUNDS! I'M MOVIN' ON UP NOW! GETTIN' OUT OF THE DARKNESS! MY LIGHT SHINES ON! MY LIGHT SHINES ON! MY LIGHT SHINES ON!!!!!!!1111111
	I R Kitten, HEAR ME rewr: 10/27/2008 6:23 PM Using the word retarded is so retarded. You are such a special little snow flake. Let's see, what else can I say to totally annoy you? XD
	Ikky-ikky-arriba!: 10/28/2008 5:33 PM mmm trufax. my mum works at a school for people with mental disabilities, and its a word thats thrown around too much and too carelessly. you are very brave for posting this journal :)
	I R Kitten, HEAR ME rewr: 10/28/2008 7:33 PM Does this have to do with why you can't smell?
	kasperobscene: 10/29/2008 12:30 PM kitten76 said: Does this have to do with why you can't smell? i dunno. maybe? no one's said anything. basically no one knows. fun times! ikkyg said: mmm trufax. my mum works at a school for people with mental disabilities, and its a word thats thrown around too much and too carelessly.you are very brave for posting this journal :) yeah, my mum worked with downs syndrome people when i was a kid, so i always got really confused when kids would throw the word "mongo" around like an insult. cos i knew what it meant and i was like "... but those people are nice!"
	alexandriaweb: 11/01/2008 11:07 AM Isn't it supposed to be lucky if it rains on your wedding day though?
	kasperobscene: 11/01/2008 1:04 PM alexandriaweb said: Isn't it supposed to be lucky if it rains on your wedding day though? ask alanis, dude, i don't fucking know.
	weareglitter: 11/10/2008 4:27 AM seriously, do not encourage me to start using "lol" again in real life :P ok, maybe i will do it, but JUST FOR YOU. and only on special occasions :P xo
	♥suckmykiss♥: 12/16/2008 1:59 PM Shit...its way to early to have Alanis Morissette stuck in my head for the day!!!...and anyone says ur lame deserves a traffic jam when their already late...ohhh nozzzzzzz...thats it, its in my head!!! n e ways...take care of you...and being colorful is way more fun than being boring anyways!!
	♥suckmykiss♥: 12/16/2008 1:59 PM
	♥suckmykiss♥: 12/16/2008 1:59 PM alexandriaweb said: Isn't it supposed to be lucky if it rains on your wedding day though? ....hahaha....Its just ironic...dats it...such as shit goes!!
	c4: 02/06/2009 4:52 PM Omg I left comments on this and donut remembarrrrr. I miss your fAaaaaAaace